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brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

I once had a customer at Starbucks ask me to put “less water” in her latte. I told her that lattes don’t have water in them, but that I could maybe add an extra shot of expresso or put the drink in a smaller cup with less milk. She got angry and shouted “I JUST want a latte with less water! Don’t make it so complicated.” She then promptly went home and called my manager to tell him that I had been “yelling at and arguing with her.” Thank goodness I had a witness there who backed me up and told my boss she was crazy. :-/

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

sarahakele:

housewifeswag:

so freaking cute

Wait no I’m reblogging this again because LOOK. LOOK AND SEE WHAT FANDOM DOES. LOOK AND SEE THE KIND OF HOPE WE CAN CAUSE. THE SMILES WE CAN PUT ON PEOPLES FACES.

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL SOMEONE IN COSPLAY THAT THEY NEED TO “GROW UP” OR SCOFF AND ROLL YOUR EYES AT ADULTS WHO ARE ACTIVE IN FANDOM JUST REMEMBER THAT WE’RE THE ONES OUT THERE CREATING/DISTRIBUTING FUN FAN CONTENT FOR PEOPLE AND PUTTING SMILES ON PEOPLES FACES BY HELPING THEM REALIZE THEIR DREAMS AND YOU’RE JUST AN ASSHOLE SHITTING ON OTHER PEOPLE’S HAPPINESS.

meowrailsprite:

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devildoll:

prrb:

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”

And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.

Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”

Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about